Today was silly or something.

I ate a bunch of pretzels so my roomie would be comfortable eating a bunch of pretzels.
Cause she was shameful... long story.
Point being, now I am at about 1500. Maybe it will spike my meta?
Idk.... I am so gross, I have been reaffirmed of this recently. I am now going to post what I look like then a bunch of what I want to look like...

I don't think I am actually as big as JLH, but I am closeish... All will be closeish...

My goal: